Stay positive Inspirational Quotes
Be happy in front of people who don’t like you. It kills them.
Be honest with the people who love you. They deserve your honesty.
You can’t have a positive life with a negative mind.
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20 Homer Simpson Quotes on Parenting
1.) “Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”
2.) “OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I’LL KILL YOU!”
3.) “No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.”
4.) “I don’t apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that’s the way I am.”
5.) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
6.) “The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let’s see. Don’t tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else…”
7.) “I have to work overtime at work instead of spending time with my wife and kids, which is what I want.”
8.) “When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.”
9.) “Marge, there’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.”
10.) “I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.”
11.) “Kids are great, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate and they practically raise themselves now-a-days, you know, with the internet and all.”
12.) “Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”
13.) “Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
14.) “What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. ”
15.) “Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family … No offense.”
16.) “Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.”
17.) “It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
18.) “Kids, kids. As far as Daddy’s concerned, you’re both potential murderers.”
19.) “Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. ”
20.) “Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn’t get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn’t get to go to college.”
25 Inspiring Quotes
1. You had the power all along my dear. – Glinda the Good Witch.
2. Today is a new day. – Chicken Little
3. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either. – Leo Burnett
4. What the caterpillar calls a tragedy, the Master calls a butterfly. – Richard Bach
5. Earth’s crammed with heaven. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
6. Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself. – Michel de Montaigne
7. She decided to enjoy more and endure less. – Unknown
8. I am unfolding in fulfilling ways. Only good can come to me. I now express health, happiness, prosperity, and peace of mind. – Unknown
9. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desire can be won. It exists. It is real. It is possible. It is yours. – Ayn Rand
10. There is a connection between self-nurturing and self-respect. – Julia Cameron
11. Know that joy is rarer, more difficult, and more beautiful than sadness. Once you make this all-important discovery, you must embrace joy as a moral obligation. – Andre Gide
12. Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions all life is an experience. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
13. If the future road loom ominous or unpromising, and the road back uninviting, then we need to gather our resolve and, carrying only the necessary baggage, step off that road into another direction. – Maya Angelou
14. Breath in experience. – Muriel Rukeyser
15. Speak your mind even if your voice shakes. – Unknown
16. I rejoice in what I have and I know that fresh new experiences are always ahead. I greet the new with open arms. I trust life to be wonderful. – Louise Hay
17. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae West
18. You must do the thing you think you cannot do. – Eleanor Roosevelt
19. Sprinkle joy. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
20. He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. – Johann von Goethe
21. She realized that she was missing a great deal by being sensible. – Unknown
22. She was kind and loving and patient…with herself. – Unknown
23. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I’ve ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams
24. You’ll never be sad if you remember all the good things that have happened to you. – Karolina Grekov
25. What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. – Unknown