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10 Wiz Khalifa Quotes

Posted on July 14, 2011 by

“A best friend is like a book. The inside is better than the cover.” –Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“I don’t love ‘em, I don’t chase ‘em, I duck ‘em.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make-up, and boys lie.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“If I were a lame, only just for a week. I’d look myself in the mirror and shoot the first thing I seen.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“I’m smart but not a scholar. Shit, if I was a book, I’d be about the dollar.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“My ma says my skin too clean to mark it up, but I’mma ink my whole body. I don’t give a motherfuck.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“Say she never been!” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“I’m screamin’ fuck them niggas who hate it. I’m money affiliated. Speculatin’ me landin’, musta got me mistaken wit lame niggas. Know you gon’ get high as fuck as long as the planes wit ya.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

“Ho I’m a legend in these streets cuz I do my thang.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes

Wisdom Quotes

Posted on May 20, 2011 by

The future is like a baboons ass, colorful and full of shit. – Arne Anka

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. – Unknown

It is better to have men ask why you have no statue, than why you have one. – Unknown

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. – Unknown

For a human there are but three great events: to be born, to live and to die. She doesn’t know she is born, he suffers of dying and she forgets to live. – Jean de la Bryère

Tell me what you’re laughing at and I shall tell you who you are. – Goethe

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again — and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain

You can cheat an honest man but not make a fool out of him. – Confucius

Ageing isn’t that bad if you consider the alternatives. – Maurice Chevalier

A home without books is a body without soul. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Confidence Quotes

Posted on March 21, 2011 by

Happiness is always knocking on your door, you just gotta let it in.

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not.

Success comes in cans, not cant’s.

Put your future in good hands – your own.

I am not a has-been. I am a will be.

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they’re yours.

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.

Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown.

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You’re on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who’ll decide where to go. –Dr. Seuss

Knock the “t” off the “can’t.”

Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.

Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.

Don’t let anyone steal your dream. It’s your dream, not theirs.

The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do.

I’m Never The Less; Always The MORE!

I’m the Best You NEVER Had.

I’m the Best to Ever Do It Bitch & You the Best At Never Doing Shit!

Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.

Best Funny Quotes from Jim Carrey

Posted on September 22, 2009September 23, 2009 by

jim-carrey_1 – “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!” – Jim Carrey
– “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
– “People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. ” – Jim Carrey
– “I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.” – Jim Carrey
– “Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.” – Jim Carrey
– “There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.” – Jim Carrey

– “I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.” – Jim Carrey

– “Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.” – Jim Carrey

– “I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself.” – Jim Carrey

– “My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.” – Jim Carrey

– “I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.” – Jim Carrey

– “I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I’d love that. But I don’t need to be. I just want to be here. That’s it.” – Jim Carrey