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15 Laughter, Joy and Happiness Quotes
1. [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
2. A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. — Madeleine L’Engle
3. A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing. — Herman Melville
4. A good laugh is sunshine in the house. — William Thackeray
5. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. — Abraham Lincoln
6. And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. – Friedrich Nietzsche
7. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. — Proverbs 17:22
8. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. — Phyllis Diller
9. A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around. – Carolyn Birmingham
10. A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert Procknow
11. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
12. Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron
13. Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. — W. H. Auden
14. An optimist laughs to forget; a pessimist forgets to laugh. — Tom Nansbury
15. And keep a sense of humor. It doesn’t mean you have to tell jokes. If you can’t think of anything else, when you’re my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you’ll get a laugh. — Art Linkletter
Wisdom Quotes and Sayings
A man who regards his own life and that of his own fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life. – Albert Einstein
Give every man thy ear but few thy voice. – Shakespeare
The gods themselves cannot reclaim their gifts. They may rob us of our future and embitter our present, but our past they may not touch. With all its laughter and delight and glamour it is our eternal possession. – LM Montgomery – The Story Girl
Ever tried? Ever Failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. – Samuel Beckett
It is better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees. – Emiliano Zapata
Let us not waste our time in idle discourse! Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed. Not indeed that we personally are needed. Others would meet the case equally well, if not better. To all mankind they were addressed, those cries for help still ringing in our ears! But at this place, at this moment in time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not. Let us make the most of it, before it is too late! Let us represent worthily, for once, the foul brood to which a cruel fate consigned us! What do you say? (pause) It is true that when with folded arms we weigh the pros and cons we are no less a credit to our species. The tiger bounds to the help of his congeners without the least reflection , or else he slinks away into the depths of the thickets. But that is not the question. What we are doing here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen t o know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion, one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come. – Samuell Beckett, Waiting for Godot
Family is there because they have to be, friends are there because they want to be. – Unknown
What I want is what I’ve not got, and what I need is all around me. – Dave Matthews
It was once said that is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. This is not entirely true. It is neither better nor worse. Both hurt and both are, in their own separate ways, unbearable. – Cristoph Lamarte
It doesn’t mean that I advocate violence, but at the same time I am not against using violence in self-defense. I don’t call it violence when it’s self-defense, I call it intelligence. – Malcolm X
If you try, you might fail…if you don’t try you are guranteed to fail. – Chris Bannister
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand & changing a soul. And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning & company doesn’t mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts & presents aren’t promises. And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up & your eyes ahead… & you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans & futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. So you plant your own garden instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure, that you really are strong & that you really do have worth… and with every goodbye, you learn… – Unknown
Society has closed all possibilities of a fresh and open mind, if we can control our minds before our brain tells us what it is surely then we are free – Edward McEwan
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. – Oscar Wilde
Some people listen to themselves rather then listen to what others say. These people don’t come along very often, but when they do, they remind us that once you set off on a path, even though critics may doubt you, it’s ok to believe that there is no CAN’T, WON’T or IMPOSSIBLE. They remind us that it’s ok to believe that IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING. – Adidas commercial
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its laws had made unlawful. – Oscar Wilde
In the beginning of life, when we are infants, we need others to survive, right. And at the end of life, when you get like me[weak/feeble], you need others to survive, right? But here’s the secret: in between, we need others as well. – Tuesdays with Morrie
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children: One of these is Roots; the other, Wings. – Hodding Carter
The object of war isn’t to die for your country but to make the other poor bastard die for his. – General George Patton
Decision Quotes
Every morning is a new beginning, a new chance for you to rewrite the story of your life. ~ Tina Su
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. ~ Jim Horning
It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of someone elses life with perfection. ~ Bhagavad Gita
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.
I’d rather aim high and miss, than aim low and hit. ~ Les Brown
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise. ~ Robert Fritz
‘If only I had more money’ is the easiest way to postpone the intense self-examination and decision-making necessary to create a life of enjoyment – now and not later. ~ Tim Ferriss
When a question is posed ceremoniously, the universe responds. ~ Chinese Proverb
The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. ~ Mark Twain
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want. ~ Ben Stein
25 of the Most Inspirational Quotes
. What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. ~Ralph Marston
2. Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. ~John F. Kennedy
3. What you get by achieving your goals is to as important as what you become by achieving your goals. ~Henry David Thoreau
4. To be a good loser is to learn how to win. ~Carl Sandburg
5. To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
6. When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. ~Thomas Jefferson
7. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. ~Henry Ford
8. Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein
9. For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her. ~Charles De Gaulle
10. True happiness involves the full use of one’s power and talents. ~John W. Gardner
11. We make the world we live in and shape our own environment. ~Orison Swett Marden
12. What is called genius is the abundance of life and health. ~Henry David Thoreau
13. Wherever you are – be all there. ~Jim Elliot
14. Who seeks shall find. ~Sophocles
15. Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. ~Gordon B. Hinckley
16. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ~C. S. Lewis
17. You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win. ~Ted Turner
18. You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. ~Henry Ford
19. You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine. ~Flip Wilson
20. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. ~Jack London
21. You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. ~George S. Patton
22. Destiny is not a matter of chance; it’s a matter of choice. ~Anonymous
23. Excellence is to do a common thing, in an uncommon way. ~Booker T. Washington
24. Do not let what you can not do, interfere with what you can do. ~John Wooden
25. One man with courage makes a majority. ~Andrew Jackson
Best of Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes
“Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
silly honest kind Emerson quotes“Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one’s self?” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can imagine.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God’s handwriting.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Great men are they who see that spiritual is stronger than any material force – that thoughts rule the world.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“I will not hide my tastes or aversions. I will so trust that what is deep is holy, that I will do strongly before the sun and moon whatever inly rejoices me, and the heart appoints” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“Be not the slave of your own past – plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep, and swim far, so you shall come back with new self-respect, with new power, and with an advanced experience that shall explain and overlook the old.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
“To laugh often and love much:
To win respect of intelligent people
And the affection of children;
To earn the approbation of honest critics
And endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To give one’s self;
To leave the world a little better,
Whether by a healthy child,
A garden patch,
Or redeemed social condition;
To have played and laughed with enthusiasm
And sung with exultation;
To know even one life has breathed easier
Because you have lived…
This is to have succeeded.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
Funny and Humorous Quotes
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Unknown
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film. – Unknown
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Unknown
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Unknown
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans – John Lennon
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back. – Unknown
You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it. – Unknown
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer – Unknown
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? – Unknown
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner
Originality
24 Empowering Quotes
“I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.” ~ Jimi Hendrix
“Show respect to all people, but grovel to none.” ~ Tecumseh
“You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.” ~ Andy Warhol
“When I’m trusting and being myself… everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously.” ~ Shakti Gawain
“One of the secrets of life is to be honestly who you are. Who others want you to be, who you used to be, and who you may some day become … these are fantasies. To be honestly who you are is to give up your illusions and face today with courage.” ~ Bill Purdin
“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.” ~ Judy Garland
“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning to work on becoming yourself.” ~ Anna Quindlen
“I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.” ~ Anwar el-Sadat
“The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.” ~ Rod Steiger
“Never think you’re not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. People will take you very much at your own reckoning.” ~ Anthony Trollope
“Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.” ~ Hasidic Saying
“The most common sort of lie is the one uttered to one’s self.” ~ Nietzsche
“But the lightning which explodes and fashions planets, maker of planets and suns, is in him. On one side elemental order, sandstone and granite, rock-ledges, peat-bog, forest, sea and shore; and on the other part, thought, the spirit which composes and decomposes nature,—here they are, side by side, god and devil, mind and matter, king and conspirator, belt and spasm, riding peacefully together in the eye and brain of every man.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not.” ~ Unknown
“If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.” ~ Unknown
“You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
You’re on your own.
And you know what you know.
You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.” ~ Dr. Seuss
“It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself.” ~ Epicurus
“When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.” ~ African Proverb
“The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.” ~ Sonya Friedman
“You don’t need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!” ~ John Lennon
“If you have someone hating on you right now, you better think of how to get 5 more people hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger. Without haters, most people wouldn’t try to become better. Just tell them ‘bitch you just hate me because you can’t be me…’” ~ Katt Williams
“Don’t try so hard to fit it when you were born to stand out.” – Unknown
“Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead.” ~ Unknown
“People who lack the strength to be themselves are always trying to tear down those who do.” ~ Unknown