Love Quote
“Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.”
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Funny Jokes Quotes
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Extremely Funny Quotes
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. – Unknown
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … – Louis Hector Berlioz
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. – Unknown
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Unknown
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – Unknown
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! – Unknown
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. – Unknown
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Unknown
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Unknown
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. – Unknown
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Unknown
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies. – Oliver Goldsmith
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.
Most people do not pray; they only beg.
My reputation grows with every failure.
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.
Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
Radiohead Famous Quotes
– “If you don’t ask me out to dinner, I don’t eat”
– “Just cause you feel it, doesn’t mean it’s there.”
– “A heart that’s full up like a landfill and a job that slowly kills you.”
– “May pretty horses come to you as you sleep”
– “Street Spirit (Fade Out)”
– “I Want None Of This”
– “How You See The World No. 2.”
– “If I could be who you wanted all the time.”
– “I keep falling over, I keep passing out when I see a face like you.”
– “I’ll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches, and nothing.”