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“Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun” – Unknown
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Unique
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” – Unknown
Random Quotes
I am aware that no man is a villain in his own eyes. —James Baldwin
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you. If you really make them think, they’ll hate you. —Donald Robert Perry
PETER: Look! There’s a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says “Ooooooooo”!
BRIAN: Those are Cheerios, Peter. –The Family Guy
“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it’s safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.” —Red Green
This guy said “Get out of here, or I’ll tear you limb from limb,”
I said, “You know they refused Jesus, too,” the guy said, “You ain’t him.” —Bob Dylan
I don’t know, I’m just making this up as I go. —Indiana Jones
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious. —Bill Hicks
He needs to learn that petulance is not sarcasm, and that insolence is not invective. —Disraeli
A Gentleman should cry less and drink more. —Francois Rabelais
It’s okay to laugh during sex. Just don’t point. —Pixel
Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. —Unknown
My God, Peggy! I’m trying to contain an outbreak, and you’re driving the monkeys to the airport! —Hank Hill
There is life before coffee. It is not, however, intelligent life. —Unknown
That which does not kill me makes me stronger. —Friedrich Nietzche
Nietzsche was dead wrong. That which doesn’t kill us most often leaves us maimed and broken. —Sam Robinson
Five days a week my body is a temple, the other two, it’s an amusement park —Garibaldi, Babylon 5
Power corrupts. Absolute power…is kinda neat. —Gesi Rovario
I said “I’m so happy I could die,” she said “Drop dead,” and left with another guy. —Elvis Costello
Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine —Unknown
Oh no, not another learning experience! —Unknown
Don’t try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal. —Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Education Quotes #2
# “The main part of intellectual education is not the acquisition of facts but learning how to make facts live.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
# “Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.” – Jim Rohn
# “Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.” – Ambrose Bierce
# “Getting things done is not always what is most important. There is value in allowing others to learn, even if the task is not accomplished as quickly, efficiently or effectively.” – R.D. Clyde
# “Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
# “In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
# “The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.” – Carl Rogers
# “A liberally educated person meets new ideas with curiosity and fascination. An illiberally educated person meets new ideas with fear.” – James B. Stockdale
# “An educational system isn’t worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn’t teach them how to make a life.” – Unknown
# “Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.” – Henry Peter Broughan
# “It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.” – Alec Bourne, A Doctor’s Creed
# “It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.” – J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man
# “The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.” – Edward Bulwer-Lytton
# “A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” – Thomas Carruthers
# “The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.” – Cicero
# “An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It’s being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don’t.” – Anatole France
# “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” – Socrates
# Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.” – Chinese Proverb
# “The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.” – C. S. Lewis
# “Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they don’t know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.” – Sir William Haley
# “I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.” – Anne Sullivan
# “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcolm Forbes
Top 20 Love Quotes of All Time
1. “A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.” – Ingrid Bergmen
2. “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones
3. “In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities” – Janos Arnay
4. “In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want the other person.” – Margaret Anderson
5. “…..I think I’d miss you even if we’d never met…” – The Wedding Date
6. “Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life.” – Aphra Behn
7. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle
8. “In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life.” – Bliss and Cerney
9. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt
10. You make me want to be a better man” – Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
11. Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime, and never let go till we’re gone.” – Titanic Theme, My Heart Will Go On
12. “What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes…” – Elizabeth Barret Browning
13. “I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach…” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
14. “Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.” – Robert Browning
15. “If every raindrop would be one of your smiles, I wish it rains heavily throughout, so that there is no space for unhappiness in your life” – Unknown
16. “I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.” – Roy Croft
17. “You’re nothing short of my everything.” – Ralph Block
18. “Love distills desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.” – Euripides
19. “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Robert Heinlein
20. “What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven.” – Victor Hugo
Famous Inspirational Quotes
“I had a hole in my heart, so I threw away my plate, because nothing filled me up, no matter what I ate.” – Unknown
“Fasting is a medicine” – St. John
“Self control is the quality that distinguishes the fittest to survive” – George Bernard Shaw
“Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” – Unknown
“In eating a third of the stomach should be filled with food, a third with drink and the rest left empty” – Talmud
“I saw few die of hunger, of eating 100,000” – Benjamin Franklin
“In the body, as in sculpture, perfection is not attained when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” – Author Unknown
“In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eat twice as much as nature requires” – Benjamin Franklin
“Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for the market” – Author Unknown
“Three good meals a day is bad living” – Benjamin Franklin
“How many pounds till I am happy?
How many pounds till I get thin?
Three more pounds till I am skinny
Three more pounds and I win!” – Unknown
“I do eat normally – only what is needed for survival. I can’t help that we live in a piggish society where gluttony is the norm and everyone else is constantly stuffing themselves. ” – Unknown
Let’s Party
“If the music is too loud, you’re too old.”
Broken Trust Quotes
* Love all, trust a few. ~ William Shakespeare
* I don’t really trust a sane person. ~ Lyle Alzado
* People ask me why it’s so hard to trust people, and I ask them why is it so hard to keep a promise.~ Unknown
* Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. ~ Agatha Christie
* Trust everybody, but cut the cards. ~ Finley Peter Dunne
* Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~ Helen Rowland
* Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. ~ Johann Kaspar Lavater
* Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. ~ Aesop
* I don’t trust him. We’re friends. ~ Bertolt Brecht
* I trust everyone. I just don’t trust the devil inside them. ~ Troy Kennedy-Martin, The Italian Job
* Love is unconditional, relationships are not. ~ Grant Gudmundson
* Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. ~ Cicero
* In God we trust, all others we virus scan. ~ Author Unknown
Drinking Quotes
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” –Homer Simpson
“People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.” –Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
“I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.” –Noel Coward
“Drinking Light Beer is like having sex in a canoe…fucking close to water. – Unknown
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” –Frank Sinatra
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” –Ernest Hemingway
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” –W.C. Fields
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” –Stephen Wright
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –Benjamin Franklin
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” –Dave Barry
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” –Henny Youngman
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” –Jack Handy
“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” –Homer Simpson
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” –Dean Martin
“I drink to make other people interesting.” –George Jean Nathan
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry
Top 20 Inspirational Quotes
1. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein
2. “The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.” – Albert Ellis
3. “The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.” – Bill Copeland
4. “If what you’re doing is not your passion, you have nothing to lose.” – Unknown
5. “The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it.” – Unknown
6. “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
7. “All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
8. “What the mind can conceive, it can achieve.” – Napoleon Hill
9. “It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.” – Seneca
10. “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
11. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” –Albert Einstein
12. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” –Milton Berle
13. “The sky has never been the limit. We are our own limits. It’s then about breaking our personal limits and outgrowing ourselves to live our best lives.” – Unknown
14. “Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.” – Life’s Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
15. “First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.” – Mahatma Gandhi
16. “When you can’t change the direction of the wind — adjust your sails.” – H. Jackson Brown
17. “Everything you want should be yours: the type of work you want; the relationships you need; the social, mental, and aesthetic stimulation that will make you happy and fulfilled; the money you require for the lifestyle that is appropriate to you; and any requirement that you may (or may not) have for achievement or service to others. If you don’t aim for it all, you’ll never get it all. To aim for it requires that you know what you want” – Richard Koch
18. “To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.” – Unknown
19. “Confidence comes not from always being right but not fearing to be wrong” – Unknown
20. “Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinion drowned your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, they somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs