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Top 5 Mark Twain Quotes
“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”
The most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.
In 20 years, you will be more dissapointed by what you didn’t do than by what you did.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
That’s all. Which was your favorite?
Funny Sentences and Funny Quotes
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they’re sexy.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You don’t need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hospitality is making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
I scream the same way whether I’m about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Funny Quotes
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. – Kevin Nealon
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Yogi Berra
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” – Claude Pepper
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
All men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. – Tracey Ullman
Be obscure clearly. – E. B. White
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. – P. J. O’Rourke
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
Quotes about being Single
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.– Anonymous
I’m single because I was born that way.– Anonymous
You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.– Anonymous
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.– Anonymous
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night… your friends.– Anonymous
I think, therefore I’m single.– Anonymous
I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.
Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.– Anonymous
Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them.– Anonymous
No time to marry, no time to settle down. I’m a young woman, and I ain’t done running around.– Anonymous
Better to be quirky alone than unhappy together.– Anonymous
Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude.– Anonymous
Being single isn’t the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.– Anonymous
Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women. Both are capable of feeling loneliness and boredom and the weight of dependence.– Anonymous
Live to love, not love to live.– Anonymous
I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone. – Delta Burke
A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle. – Anonymous
Everyone is a genius
Missing You Quotes
Are you missing someone? Let me share with you some great missing you quotes to impress that person you are missing.
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love. – Anonymous
It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. – Anonymous
In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. – Hans Nouwens
Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much! – Anonymous
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. – Anonymous
The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. – Anonymous
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I. – Anonymous
Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you. – Anonymous
I did three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you. – Anonymous
I’m a fish out of water without you. – Anonymous
A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you… – Anonymous
Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age. – Anonymous
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart. – Anonymous
I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. – Anonymous
Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too. – Anonymous
I knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh but i never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears. – Cheryl
You may be out of my sight but never out of my mind. I Miss You! – Anonymous
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. – Anonymous
I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t. – Juanita
When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you. – Anonymous
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. – Lamartine
When I go away from you The world beats dead Like a slackened drum. – Amy Lowell
The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it? – Nicholas Rowe
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. – American Proverb
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you. – Beth Obedoza
Constantin Brancusi Quotes
Constantin Brancusi is said to be the most famous Romanian sculptor. Today, we celebrate his birthday. We do it in our own way, sharing Constantin Brancusi quotes. Enjoy and share!
Architecture is inhabited sculpture.
Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.
Don’t look for obscure formulas or mystery in my work. It is pure joy that I offer you. Look at my sculptures until you see them. Those closest to God have seen them.
Simplicity is not an objective in art, but one achieves simplicity despite one’s self by entering into the real sense of things.
Theories are patterns without value. What counts is action.
There hasn’t been any art yet. Art is just beginning.
They are imbeciles who call my work abstract. That which they call abstract is the most realistic, because what is real is not the exterior but the idea, the essence of things.
I ground matter to find the continuous line. And when I realized I could not find it, I stopped, as if an unseen someone had slapped my hands.
Things are not difficult to make; what is difficult is putting ourselves in the state of mind to make them.
To see far is one thing, going there is another.
What is real is not the external form, but the essence of things… it is impossible for anyone to express anything essentially real by imitating its exterior surface.
When you see a fish you don’t think of its scales, do you? You think of its speed, its floating, flashing body seen through the water… If I made fins and eyes and scales, I would arrest its movement, give a pattern or shape of reality. I want just the flash of its spirit.